1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:06,080 Well, they've really upgraded, haven't they? 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:06,799 It seems so. 4 00:00:07,759 --> 00:00:11,200 From sewer to this sort of tropical paradise. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,000 Vorunax could be redeemed. 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,439 How do I get up that mountain? 7 00:00:15,439 --> 00:00:16,800 Uh, you can follow me! 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,480 The Cat Lord is up there? 9 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,920 That's why it's so green here. 10 00:00:20,559 --> 00:00:24,719 Cat Lord hid in the mountains and has just been fond of knowledge. 11 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:26,160 Cats hide really well. 12 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,240 And yet you always seem to be around. 13 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,560 Alright, so what's the game plan? 14 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,640 I was given a little insider information from Bahamut that we can use. 15 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:38,160 Vorunax, Lipsinki, can I talk to you guys for a sec? 16 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,400 Listen, I'm not gonna lie, I think we've got this in the bag. 17 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,359 Let's entertain them. 18 00:00:43,359 --> 00:00:46,719 Thea pulls out a wineskin and takes a swig and is like, 19 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:48,480 anybody, this is gonna be heavy. 20 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,079 Y'all, this is gonna be heavy. 21 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:51,280 Vorunax, you especially. 22 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,560 Like, for you, for sure. 23 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,320 If it is as heavy as you say it is, 24 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,920 then I'd rather be in my right mind to understand it. 25 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:05,840 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 26 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,359 I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More. 27 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,159 He, him! 28 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:11,520 Also with me today is Karla Maxtec. 29 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,920 She, her, that's me. 30 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:19,840 I will be Lipsinki, Yenbul, Elia, and Glim. 31 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,439 All she, her. 32 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:22,320 Who's your favorite? 33 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:22,820 Ooh. 34 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:23,800 Ooh. 35 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,340 Oh, no, thank you. 36 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,260 They're all a special part of me. 37 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:29,700 Couldn't choose one. 38 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,380 They're all Bahamut's children. 39 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,260 That's right. 40 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,300 And Tom Laird's here. 41 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:37,060 Yeah, that's me, he, him. 42 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:40,900 I am playing Flint, Telgir, and Moot, 43 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,140 and they all are he, him as well, 44 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:44,660 and Moot is my favorite, hands down. 45 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:48,260 And Amy More. 46 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:50,420 Yeah, she, her. 47 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:54,260 And today I am playing Thea Amastasia, she, her, 48 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:58,579 Gile Nighthunter, Ogla Kahnu, they, them, 49 00:01:58,579 --> 00:02:01,379 and Sullivan Sleight, he, him, 50 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:04,579 and you know, just like your own best personal therapist 51 00:02:05,379 --> 00:02:07,780 in the game for, in the game. 52 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,699 It was just kind of like a lingering hang there. 53 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:10,819 Or it could be yours. 54 00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:12,259 Guys, if you just need to talk. 55 00:02:12,259 --> 00:02:12,979 Yeah, absolutely. 56 00:02:12,979 --> 00:02:15,219 I mean, I'm not actually a therapist, 57 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:16,819 but I'm a good listener. 58 00:02:16,819 --> 00:02:17,939 And Kyle Klassen! 59 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:18,580 He, him! 60 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:19,139 What's up? 61 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:19,780 I'm back. 62 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:22,819 Playing Voronok Zatrucheth, 63 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:24,419 I can't say his last name 64 00:02:24,419 --> 00:02:26,580 because I made it a stupid, difficult last name. 65 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,539 I was just going to say like, he had a last name? 66 00:02:29,539 --> 00:02:30,979 I feel like Lipsinki's been working with this guy 67 00:02:30,979 --> 00:02:31,939 for a decade. 68 00:02:31,939 --> 00:02:33,699 I didn't even know he had a last name. 69 00:02:33,699 --> 00:02:35,780 Lipsinki just whipped her head around 70 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:36,819 and was like, huh? 71 00:02:36,819 --> 00:02:37,620 What? 72 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:39,699 I thought it was like Madonna or Shrek, 73 00:02:39,699 --> 00:02:41,219 you got a last name? 74 00:02:41,219 --> 00:02:43,139 Zatrucheth, I don't know. 75 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:45,539 It's a mouthful. 76 00:02:45,539 --> 00:02:47,539 Those are, those are letters together. 77 00:02:47,539 --> 00:02:48,259 Yeah, exactly. 78 00:02:48,259 --> 00:02:52,500 But he, him, and maybe unnamed in PCA. 79 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:55,060 That'll chime in out of who knows. 80 00:02:55,939 --> 00:02:57,699 Look, Kyle was just feeling left out 81 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:58,979 because everybody has eight characters. 82 00:02:58,979 --> 00:02:59,859 That's fair. 83 00:02:59,859 --> 00:03:02,419 You know, level one, like a sword. 84 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:05,699 I got dropped from an airship. 85 00:03:05,699 --> 00:03:06,500 I'm an ogre. 86 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,699 They roll down the hill. 87 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:14,500 He's like the one talking undead creature. 88 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,379 That's right. 89 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:16,019 Yes. 90 00:03:16,019 --> 00:03:16,899 Unique, special. 91 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,420 He's going to have his own spinoff. 92 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,140 It's going to be fine. 93 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:22,900 If you noticed, it was in, you know, 94 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,659 hopes for how this conversation goes 95 00:03:24,659 --> 00:03:25,620 that we're going to have here. 96 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,580 Almost right out of the gate 97 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:27,540 as soon as we start playing. 98 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,300 But I dropped the, and you know, 99 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:32,900 special guest because maybe, who knows? 100 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:35,060 I'm just putting positive vibes out here 101 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,340 because I keep wanting to play with Kyle. 102 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,700 So don't kill him, Amy. 103 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:38,819 We'll see how it goes. 104 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,219 I make and no promises. 105 00:03:41,219 --> 00:03:42,020 Do it, I dare you. 106 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:45,060 What happens over at Patreon? 107 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:48,259 You get to, at certain tiers, 108 00:03:48,259 --> 00:03:53,140 give us NPCs and items in game. 109 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:55,860 And as this goes on, some of those NPCs 110 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,219 become fewer than farther between. 111 00:03:57,219 --> 00:03:57,699 But don't worry. 112 00:03:57,699 --> 00:04:00,420 We're storing those names everywhere 113 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,819 for future games, for Patreon games, 114 00:04:02,819 --> 00:04:04,819 for anywhere we need a name. 115 00:04:04,819 --> 00:04:06,420 That's where it's going to land. 116 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,580 You also get an episode dedicated to you. 117 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:13,939 Like today's patron, Amy dropped my Excel spreadsheet. 118 00:04:15,219 --> 00:04:21,699 You're the best. 119 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:28,019 Today's patron, Sebastian DeLeon. 120 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,620 Thank you, Sebastian. 121 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,379 Sebastian, thank you so much. 122 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,699 Yes, that's right. 123 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:37,060 Yes, a little fun fact about Amy. 124 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:40,660 From ages six to about 10, I was like, 125 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:43,459 if I have a boy, I'm going to name him Sebastian. 126 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:45,620 I thought that name was the dopest. 127 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,620 I don't think I ever heard that name 128 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:50,819 when we were considering names. 129 00:04:50,819 --> 00:04:52,259 I said ages six to 10. 130 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,859 She was very specific about that. 131 00:04:53,859 --> 00:04:54,819 Usually it comes. 132 00:04:54,819 --> 00:04:55,060 Okay. 133 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:57,219 No, but listen, listen, listen. 134 00:04:57,219 --> 00:04:57,379 Yeah. 135 00:04:57,379 --> 00:04:57,620 Okay. 136 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,259 Well, it does. 137 00:04:58,259 --> 00:04:59,620 The never ending story. 138 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,099 I thought Bastion was Sebastian. 139 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:11,459 Well, and while I mean he was a great step 140 00:05:11,459 --> 00:05:14,819 and father figure for me, I think that. 141 00:05:14,819 --> 00:05:16,500 Sebastian from Little Mermaid? 142 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:16,739 Yeah. 143 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:17,699 Come on. 144 00:05:17,699 --> 00:05:18,979 He was looking at her. 145 00:05:18,979 --> 00:05:20,500 A little crabby at times, but you know. 146 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:23,859 He was way more of a dad than Triton ever was. 147 00:05:23,859 --> 00:05:25,060 What is this podcast? 148 00:05:29,219 --> 00:05:31,539 Long story to say, thank you, Sebastian. 149 00:05:32,259 --> 00:05:34,099 If you would like to join us at Patreon.com 150 00:05:34,099 --> 00:05:37,060 slash dump Dragoncast, we would love to have you 151 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,339 and now fuck it. 152 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,060 Let's play. 153 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:39,939 Yes. 154 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,939 Explosion, explosion, explosion. 155 00:05:41,939 --> 00:05:43,860 The world is podcast over. 156 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,139 Yeah. 157 00:05:45,139 --> 00:05:45,379 Yeah. 158 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:45,620 Right. 159 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:48,819 You wish you wish you wish. 160 00:05:48,819 --> 00:05:50,980 I think I have the good guys. 161 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,100 I'm trying to like fix it. 162 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:58,980 Down on the beach set off of the beach 163 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,420 and a clearing in the trees. 164 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:07,379 Yumble and Leosan are in possession of the sole bridge gem. 165 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:10,180 But do they make out first? 166 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:10,740 I hope. 167 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:12,659 I don't, I don't. 168 00:06:12,659 --> 00:06:13,699 I had pals for years. 169 00:06:13,699 --> 00:06:16,500 I feel like, I mean, I know there's an age difference now, 170 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,740 but I mean, just saying. 171 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:19,939 Chemistry is still there. 172 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:22,500 Well, off screen we'll leave whatever you imagine. 173 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,579 Your head cannon is what happens. 174 00:06:24,579 --> 00:06:25,459 Are they together? 175 00:06:25,459 --> 00:06:26,100 Are they not? 176 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,699 Does it just remain awkward friends? 177 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:28,259 Who knows? 178 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:29,540 It's up to you. 179 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:34,579 Does Yenbul just keep writing from some future past about her kitty? 180 00:06:34,579 --> 00:06:35,540 Who knows? 181 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:36,260 Oh my God. 182 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,860 What if she's writing from? 183 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:39,300 Don't do it, Amy. 184 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:39,700 Is this? 185 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,340 Don't think about it. 186 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:42,420 Is this the lake house? 187 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:43,460 Are y'all doing the lake house? 188 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:44,900 Yeah, we are. 189 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:45,620 I think we might be. 190 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,780 We've stumbled into a lake house. 191 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:48,340 Are you there? 192 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,140 I know Kung Fu. 193 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:51,379 Yeah. 194 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:53,060 Leosan played by Keanu. 195 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,700 Yenbul, Sandra Bullock. 196 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:56,500 A great Leosan. 197 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:56,980 Yes. 198 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:58,500 Oh, that's so great. 199 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,379 That would be good. 200 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:00,180 Okay. 201 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:03,460 Send us all of your celebrity castings. 202 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:06,340 Down time we'll discuss casting for the movie. 203 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:08,900 Down time casting. 204 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:09,220 All right. 205 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,020 I've written it down. 206 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:10,980 It has to happen now. 207 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:12,580 Back to the story. 208 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:18,180 Yenbul, we need to test this now. 209 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:21,140 I feel like there's going to be the need to use it right away. 210 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:24,500 Are you prepared? 211 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,220 Are you ready? 212 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:25,720 Yes. 213 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:32,580 I don't want to leave when it is chaos here. 214 00:07:33,139 --> 00:07:36,500 But we must test the stone. 215 00:07:37,779 --> 00:07:41,859 We must know if it will work to send the others where they need to go. 216 00:07:41,859 --> 00:07:46,579 So tell me what to do. 217 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:50,740 Hold the gem. 218 00:07:52,419 --> 00:07:58,500 And he begins to cast a spell. 219 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:07,379 The gem in your hands begins to glow as the sound of battle is erupting all around you. 220 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:12,740 Energy is being drawn up from the earth, up from the ground beneath you. 221 00:08:15,699 --> 00:08:17,540 Roll a D100 please. 222 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:25,699 14? 223 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,740 Carla, I don't think this is Call of Cthulhu. 224 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:30,979 I was saying the same thing. 225 00:08:32,259 --> 00:08:34,819 I mean, that would be a great Cthulhu roll. 226 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:46,019 Before Leosin, we see Yenbul begin to waver. 227 00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:48,419 Like the image of her begins to waver. 228 00:08:48,500 --> 00:09:00,659 Rushing in behind her is a group of fast-moving, demonic beings that are so hard to describe. 229 00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:07,459 They have huge claws and hair that just comes up in like these razor-sharp tines 230 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,779 across their back and these massive teeth. 231 00:09:11,299 --> 00:09:18,339 And as they come within a couple feet of her, they begin to waver. 232 00:09:18,419 --> 00:09:20,899 And as they come within a couple feet of her, they begin to waver. 233 00:09:20,899 --> 00:09:25,539 She blips out, the Soulbridge gem drops to the ground. 234 00:09:25,539 --> 00:09:30,979 Leosin quickly picks it up and begins running further into the forest. 235 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,899 Good thing all those cat people are in the forest, ready to give them some food. 236 00:09:34,899 --> 00:09:35,399 Yeah. 237 00:09:36,899 --> 00:09:39,299 Pick them up, pull them up into a tree or something. 238 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:42,179 Big, what, like what? 239 00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:45,699 Big crab hedgehogs? 240 00:09:46,259 --> 00:09:46,759 Yeah. 241 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:49,139 The fuck? 242 00:09:49,139 --> 00:09:50,500 If that's what you pictured, that's what it is. 243 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,219 That is what I pictured. 244 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,699 Sometimes I just start saying things. 245 00:09:54,339 --> 00:09:56,979 Now I got a craving for pickled soul gem. 246 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:00,339 I've heard good things. 247 00:10:00,339 --> 00:10:04,500 Leosin runs off into the trees and we fade back to the beach 248 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:09,939 where Sully is surrounded by this horde of undead. 249 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:16,099 Blood is running down his forehead, his rapiers in his hands. 250 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:21,540 And we have one of those moments, like in the movies where 251 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,500 everyone's only going to attack you one at a time. 252 00:10:25,139 --> 00:10:28,899 But there's a pause, a moment before it happens. 253 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:36,100 And he decides to whip around really fast and create a circle in the sand with his foot. 254 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:40,019 And then he points to the ugliest looking motherfucker and gestures, 255 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,299 come at me, bro. 256 00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:46,419 And as it does, he slides underneath his legs. 257 00:10:46,419 --> 00:10:52,259 And as he bends back, he lifts his rapier and chops him at the thighs below. 258 00:10:55,139 --> 00:10:58,100 The icker begins to pour down. 259 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:01,299 And he bathes in it with his mouth closed. 260 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,500 And then just piped over some loudspeaker at the back. 261 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:13,059 I thought it was going to be rain on me. 262 00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:23,620 As we see Glim tear across the beach towards a new wave of what do you see 263 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,139 and what are you tearing towards? 264 00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:26,259 New wave zombies. 265 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:27,539 Oh, no. 266 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:30,659 British invasion. 267 00:11:30,659 --> 00:11:32,899 They have all this floppy hair. 268 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:33,700 And they do. 269 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,939 I think after Glim had her hard fall, 270 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:46,580 she's going to approach all of the undead as they are coming out of the water. 271 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:50,819 And I'm picturing not just, you know, like humanoid skeletons, 272 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:57,379 but probably larger undead creatures as well that are making their way. 273 00:11:57,379 --> 00:12:04,020 This hulking ogre is like water's pouring off of it as it's coming up to the beach. 274 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:08,900 And I've got the Vorpal longsword going. 275 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:16,740 And it's just glowing basically because it's all of this divine power 276 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:23,700 that I have coursing through my veins from my one-on-one sesh with Bahamut right before we went. 277 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:27,460 So that fall kind of knocked the wind out of me, 278 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:31,379 but it did not like at all take the wind out of Glim's sails. 279 00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:38,980 Like she is just flying in bloodlust, but also like religious ecstasy. 280 00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:44,180 We see the Vorpal sword churning through all of these undead 281 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:52,340 as Moot has found this high point on top of a mound of undead that has been piled up. 282 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:58,580 Moot sees a group of undead coming towards 283 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:05,220 and he puts his one good hand up and his one crab claw up 284 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,620 and kind of points in their direction. 285 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,140 And like a half second later, 286 00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:14,659 there's this dim greenish light that starts to spread out from the middle of them. 287 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:21,139 And all the creatures that are caught in this sickening radiance, 288 00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:28,899 not only do they suffer exhaustion, but they take a whole whack of radiant damage. 289 00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:32,980 It's like popcorn exploding as this radiant energy waves through them. 290 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:38,179 They're exploding along the beach line which leads us down and towards one lone 291 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:43,780 tabaxi sitting huddled on the edge holding just this quarter staff. 292 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:46,740 Kyle, it's you. 293 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,660 Jeez, what is going on? 294 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,340 Why am I in this situation? 295 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,100 I'm not ready for this at all. 296 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,380 Where do I go? 297 00:13:59,380 --> 00:13:59,940 What do I do? 298 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,980 Just tell me what to do. 299 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,580 They say we have nine lives, but I don't really. 300 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:05,700 It's a lie. 301 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:07,300 Well, here's what you do. 302 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:12,340 Find yourself an elder god, make a pact with them, 303 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:15,220 and then you'll have some kick-ass fucking magic to work with. 304 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,660 All right, I can do that. 305 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,020 Okay, which elder god? 306 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,780 Doesn't really matter. 307 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,780 Just appeal to the broadest spectrum you can. 308 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,060 One of them will pick you up. 309 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,420 That's how I lost my hand. 310 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:30,260 All right, what about that one that's like controlling all the undead that are around here? 311 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,980 That seems like a pretty good one to go with, right? 312 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,060 I don't think he's really like an elder god, 313 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,020 but, you know, maybe. 314 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,940 Well, what about you? 315 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,460 Can you get me in touch? 316 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,580 Do you got a contact? 317 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,580 So, you know, like reference player? 318 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,860 I do have a contact. 319 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,180 I'm not sure if he's taking new applications. 320 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,780 I'll let you know as soon as I can. 321 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:56,020 Sometimes there's like a bit of a delay on the communication side of things, 322 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,100 but like, I'll try. 323 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,300 I'll try and see if he's up for another disciple. 324 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,260 Okay, cool. 325 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,580 Then I'll just tag along with you then. 326 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:07,220 By the way, he loves taking hands. 327 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:10,900 So pick which one's your favorite and offer him the other one. 328 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,300 Oh, well, I don't know about that. 329 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,740 I kind of like we've made up and out of this conversation. 330 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,060 What the fuck? 331 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,860 Oh, this guy's making all these things seems pretty cool. 332 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,540 Moose like, yeah, it's an option. 333 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,660 Vorunax is creeping into your NPCs, Kyle. 334 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:40,820 We fade up and out of this conversation and into the heart of the mountain 335 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:46,900 where Elia, Night Hunter, and Opal have barricaded themselves into this cavern. 336 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:52,500 Behind them is this massive black panther. 337 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,740 Four of them are waiting. 338 00:15:56,740 --> 00:16:01,380 They hear the moans of the undead and the rumbling of the mountain around them. 339 00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:10,340 So, so we found the cat lord, didn't know it was an actual cat. 340 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,059 It's pretty cool. 341 00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:13,779 What do you think it was going to be? 342 00:16:13,779 --> 00:16:14,500 You assume? 343 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,939 Maybe a lord of cats. 344 00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:19,860 Well, yes. 345 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:24,259 You know like that traveling one man show cats I did? 346 00:16:25,539 --> 00:16:26,259 Yeah. 347 00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:28,340 The memories of it were just outstanding. 348 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:35,300 Yeah, I mean, some people did really, really like that one, Night Hunter. 349 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,420 You have to admit that. 350 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:38,180 Some people did like it. 351 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,180 It was for one audience. 352 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:43,460 Good play is for everyone. 353 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,300 They told me that I had to change the costumes because 354 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,620 they didn't like the anatomically correct version. 355 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:50,980 It was unsettling. 356 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:54,980 The costumes were a bit unsettling. 357 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:58,180 And pointing right to the audience. 358 00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,060 Very aggressive. 359 00:16:59,060 --> 00:16:59,940 It's like they were screaming. 360 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:01,320 Yeah. 361 00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:05,220 You speak like this in front of your cat lord. 362 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,500 Cat lord, is this okay? 363 00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:08,099 Cat lord. 364 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,420 Turns and shows its anus to you. 365 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:13,640 Apropos. 366 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:22,420 The cat lord looks and growls and readies itself towards the opening in this cavern. 367 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,579 Cat lord is so strong. 368 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:30,740 Are you type of god to imbue strength upon your warriors? 369 00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:36,980 There's a pause and then this radiating energy comes out of his paws. 370 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:43,460 Which he's sat up on his hind paws and is paddling the air. 371 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:48,579 Night Hunter would never say ah but in her mind she's like oh. 372 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:49,079 Yeah. 373 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,900 Coming out in waves and you feel rejuvenated. 374 00:17:52,900 --> 00:18:01,700 Like you have you've been you've taken some damage and all of that you feel the wounds and cuts 375 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:09,380 begin to the blood begin to slow and the cuts begin to heal as the next wave begins to enter. 376 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:13,860 They're about to come in like the the mass of them is that what's happening? 377 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,980 Yeah so like yeah they're they're pouring it there it it's a 378 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,860 what we were talking about before it's a choke point so they're 379 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:25,940 coming in kind of one or two by uh by two this is the arc. 380 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:32,900 So Elia is going to use her her empty body so I'm going to spend some key points to 381 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:36,900 become invisible and gain resistance to all damage except force damage 382 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:44,980 and then also I am able to walk vertically now up walls so at that choke point I'm 383 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:48,819 going to just be sort of up there invisible waiting. 384 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:50,980 Taking heads. 385 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:56,500 Taking heads and and I mean mostly mostly punching and kicking very quickly and I can 386 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,940 do some pretty fucking rad punches and kicks now guys whoa. 387 00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:09,059 But that's Elia's plan I guess before she does that she gives 388 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:12,900 Night Hunter a quick kiss and says see you on the other side of it. 389 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:17,860 Blushes just hardcore because we do not do public displays of affection so she is like 390 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:22,900 front of a cat lord right now get your shit together if not now then I really can't. 391 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,780 Be safe Elia. 392 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:31,860 Night Hunter takes out corpse grinder her great axe and presses the button and extends 393 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:39,220 the head of it and begins to swing it above her head in preparation of the horde to come 394 00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:45,860 through and as she does so decides decides to just makes like a really rational decision to 395 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:53,220 rage because when she woke up this morning she chose violence and is raging out hardcore 396 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,579 while swinging corpse grinder above their head. 397 00:19:56,579 --> 00:20:05,860 Elia punching and kicking and Night Hunter churning through a new batch of zombies cuts 398 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:18,100 through and Opal centers himself and grabs his keytar and plays just a few pounding notes on it 399 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:26,020 and it unleashes this shimmering lance of psychic power from his forehead 400 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:33,540 that blasts towards the creatures coming in and like back and through taking out 401 00:20:33,779 --> 00:20:38,339 I don't know that's 12d6 taking out a whole shit ton down this hallway that 402 00:20:38,339 --> 00:20:42,659 explode and like coked the walls of the hall down in Icar. 403 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:52,019 The cat lord rushes through and everybody follows in behind as we find ourselves back 404 00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:58,420 up on the deck of what's your airship's name back on the deck of Bode McFloat face. 405 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:03,380 It's it's actually ew David 406 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:11,220 as we find ourselves back on the deck of the Bode McFloat face. 407 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,300 Sure nobody else wants any of this 408 00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:17,220 because we're about to have a real moment. 409 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,220 All right just for me. 410 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:27,380 Thea takes a big drink of her courage juice it is just water she's actually really 411 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:33,539 like who nobody else wanted to drink from it because she was totally just listen. 412 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:42,900 You think you know what happened all those years ago in Blackpool but you don't. 413 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:48,340 I don't I don't know what happened to my family back in Blackpool. 414 00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:53,620 You bring up a name which has not been spoken by anyone I know. 415 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:58,820 No where did you hear who told you this. 416 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:02,820 What if I told you that your family 417 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:12,420 Malice and Acer they weren't killed by the god of light. 418 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:15,620 I'd say you weren't there so how would you know. 419 00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:20,820 You asked Paylor to do something that gods don't do. 420 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:29,939 As this speech carries on this way this light from the platinum dragon flying around being 421 00:22:29,939 --> 00:22:37,779 swarmed emanates itself down over Thea and Vorunax and it's as if a scene is playing 422 00:22:37,779 --> 00:22:48,099 out as she is describing it if gods won't do the right thing then why do they exist. 423 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:53,140 It's not up to gods to do the right thing. 424 00:22:54,580 --> 00:23:01,700 Really they're just a bunch of entitled way overly powerful beings that seem to kind of 425 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:04,820 do whatever the hell they want. Then why should they not die. 426 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:17,220 I'm not saying they don't deserve to die but you thought they brought your family back 427 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:27,940 as monsters and they didn't. Look around you. Who brings to life monsters. 428 00:23:32,819 --> 00:23:40,500 You may see them as monsters. I see them as a way of continuing on. 429 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:50,819 We see them as a way forward without the emotion without the need the greed 430 00:23:52,819 --> 00:23:56,339 of our kind forced upon them. 431 00:23:57,460 --> 00:24:06,740 This scene begins to play out where you see yourself Vorunax coming over the hills 432 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:15,779 outside of Blackpool. A path that you've walked many times and you know this time you know this 433 00:24:15,779 --> 00:24:24,740 scene this is when you came back and the entire city was decimated. You see the look in your eye 434 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:31,460 the carefree nature the enjoyment and the excitement to be home 435 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:36,180 and then you see it shift as you see the first body. 436 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:41,940 Why are you doing this? 437 00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:51,299 You were set upon a path that you thought you were choosing for yourself 438 00:24:54,420 --> 00:25:00,660 but you were fooled you were tricked your memory was altered 439 00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:08,980 and now you continue on living out somebody else's version of what your life should be. 440 00:25:09,539 --> 00:25:12,180 One of these undying gods. 441 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:22,100 Scene shifts to the center of town where Vorunax you see yourself holding malice and acer 442 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:29,700 crying to the heavens. I don't want to live this again. I 443 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:39,539 stop showing me this. This is this wisp of blackness that rolls around you that you don't 444 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:47,140 you manage to look at yourself and you see that you don't acknowledge it 445 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:53,299 and it forms in front of you slowly as this 446 00:25:54,099 --> 00:26:04,259 this goat-like abomination creature that forms into what you recognize as Paelor the god of light. 447 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,220 The scene is playing out there's no 448 00:26:11,379 --> 00:26:18,899 there's there's no sound to it but you know that this is where Paelor has come to you 449 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:24,259 come to you to tell you that he can bring everything back and make it all go away. 450 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:32,740 See see the image that I'm forced to see once again the loss of 451 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:41,940 the people I held dear you're going to sit here and tell me all of what I've done 452 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,780 is but a ruse put upon me 453 00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:50,259 who's cruel 454 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,420 who's really cruel in this world 455 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:07,460 everyone there's a crack a loud crack that rings out over the entire scene 456 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:18,019 in Vorunax the scene shifts it's almost like static and Paelor's face warps into that of 457 00:27:18,019 --> 00:27:20,099 Orcus I fall to my knees 458 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:31,220 shimmers back and forth and you see him holding the wand of Orcus cackling behind this facade 459 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:42,019 down towards you as Paelor to you casts his blessing upon the entire city who then begin to 460 00:27:42,019 --> 00:27:51,460 rise as the undead that you had to push back I want to believe these images false 461 00:27:55,779 --> 00:28:03,859 who gives you this who gives you these visions for me to see who do you think 462 00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:05,320 you 463 00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:10,180 it was Bahamut earlier wasn't it 464 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:12,820 it was 465 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:18,180 I know what I must do then 466 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:26,180 I grab the wand of Orcus and I try to use it on Lipsinki for uh 467 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:34,900 fuck for powered kill whoa now now how can you just believe them 468 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:40,019 you're just gonna you just see a vision and all of a sudden the god says oh no it wasn't 469 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:43,779 it wasn't it wasn't Paelor it was Orcus and you're just gonna believe it after all we've 470 00:28:43,779 --> 00:28:47,539 been through together after all of the worlds we've taken over after everything we've done 471 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:54,820 Thea runs in front of Lipsinki between the wand of Orcus and herself the scene 472 00:28:54,819 --> 00:29:03,059 is playing out around this chaos that has erupted and we see Vorunax in a corner of this 473 00:29:04,179 --> 00:29:10,500 house of this cabin he's rocking back and forth and these whispers are coming through to him 474 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:17,700 and there's this enlightenment period there's this this glint in his eye as he lifts his 475 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:26,259 head from the corner and looks over and sees the wand of Orcus laying in the center of the room 476 00:29:26,259 --> 00:29:32,819 and it's as if Orcus is standing behind him guiding him towards it as I reach for 477 00:29:32,819 --> 00:29:37,620 the wand do that just look I'm not even looking at Lipsinki but I'm looking at myself 478 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:46,259 I'm just like I know it's too late don't don't do it it doesn't have to be too late 479 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:51,059 it can change it can all change Lipsinki 480 00:29:53,299 --> 00:29:57,940 I mean I don't like listen frankly I don't have like a giant story for you 481 00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:03,059 the path that you're on right now the suffering that you have endured 482 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:11,380 is because of Vorunax and that can change well I mean it started out as the suffering I was 483 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:19,940 enduring at the hands of Vorunax and then we now we together as a team inflict the suffering and 484 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:27,780 we don't suffer anymore okay yeah okay but for how long you are not immortal you will be one 485 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:34,100 of the bodies that get dropped from an airship from whoever takes your place 486 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:38,420 that's a noble calling 487 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:46,020 you know what else was a noble calling a gnome that I once knew that did everything that she 488 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:54,900 could dug an entire city up to find a mystery to help people 489 00:30:57,140 --> 00:31:02,660 it doesn't have to be like and what was my reward for that torture then yes 490 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:09,380 but we have the opportunity to change that how are you going to change something that's 491 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:17,300 already happened we're here now taking over the world we're almost done this is our last spot 492 00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:23,700 and what will be your reward when it's done well there will be no more pain to inflict 493 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:30,020 you will live out your life until you too die and then what pleasure will you have 494 00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:39,539 there will be none warm kiss of sun on your face as you walk the laughter of children 495 00:31:41,619 --> 00:31:43,220 eating your favorite meal 496 00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:52,740 holding a loved one nothing it will mean nothing it all means nothing but we can change it 497 00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:57,460 it or I can step aside 498 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:06,819 as I'm very aware that Vorunax probably still has the wand of orcas pointed at my back to Lipsinkie 499 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:19,299 as the scene carries on Vorunax in the cabin reaches down for the wand of orcas and it 500 00:32:19,299 --> 00:32:20,339 disperses no 501 00:32:23,619 --> 00:32:29,139 it's the city of Blackpool fades away 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00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:17,780 being here talk to you next time okay bye 520 00:34:17,780 --> 00:34:24,420 so 521 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:32,340 what's it gonna be because i don't have all night or is it day not sure yeah we got 522 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:33,940 places and times to be 523 00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:40,980 if anyone were to end me it should be lip-syncing 524 00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:55,699 me i have led you astray because i have been led astray that amongst many things is my sin 525 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:00,340 and i am 526 00:35:03,139 --> 00:35:05,619 i apologize lip-syncing 527 00:35:05,619 --> 00:35:11,059 me i truly believed in what we were doing 528 00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:14,739 because i truly believed 529 00:35:17,859 --> 00:35:19,219 what the gods had done to me 530 00:35:23,380 --> 00:35:27,619 i can't deny what i'm seeing what i've seen 531 00:35:27,619 --> 00:35:35,859 and call me a coward call me a traitor 532 00:35:38,579 --> 00:35:45,539 all of them are deserved i've betrayed you i've betrayed the people of this realm 533 00:35:47,699 --> 00:35:49,299 i've made an enemy of everyone 534 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:53,699 at this point 535 00:35:54,659 --> 00:35:58,819 the rest would be a grace undeserved 536 00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:02,659 but i ask for it 537 00:36:06,659 --> 00:36:08,339 from whoever's hand may give it to me 538 00:36:16,339 --> 00:36:21,139 i walk over with the wand of orcas and i kneel and i offer it to lip-syncy 539 00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:22,599 so 540 00:36:23,699 --> 00:36:26,819 thea readies herself to punch lipstick in the face if necessary 541 00:36:26,819 --> 00:36:36,019 i need to just grab that real quick i don't want i don't want that you no what is it's all been 542 00:36:37,699 --> 00:36:42,900 this is just nothing it's just been nothing this whole thing our whole lives everything that 543 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:48,019 we've done has been a mistake everything you did to me everything we did together 544 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:56,019 is for nothing that's what you're saying yeah and now what we just give up we just walk off this 545 00:36:56,019 --> 00:36:58,980 airship you don't have to give up 546 00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:08,659 i've led you astray i think there's a chance for you 547 00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:15,860 well a god manipulating someone is one thing 548 00:37:18,259 --> 00:37:22,820 a person manipulating another person is a whole nother grievance 549 00:37:25,139 --> 00:37:29,619 well what man it doesn't even make sense what manipulation came first you got tricked and 550 00:37:29,619 --> 00:37:36,420 then you tricked me and we just tricks all the way down it's like orcas's own mlm 551 00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:38,500 you were in my downstream 552 00:37:39,139 --> 00:37:43,139 um 553 00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:48,340 multi-layered murdering 554 00:37:53,300 --> 00:38:01,699 oh god yeah and we became the two most successful mlm's we we run this whole 555 00:38:01,699 --> 00:38:06,739 show everyone is in our downstream i enjoyed every company vacation with you 556 00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:16,740 we got the vehicles we went ask yourself i believe in what i've seen can you 557 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:29,780 all i want all i ever wanted was to not feel weak to feel strong to feel like no one could 558 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:43,060 ever hurt me and i have found that no one has hurt me in years and no one has been able to 559 00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:52,019 hurt me in years and now i give that up for what for what the i give up power and and the 560 00:38:52,019 --> 00:39:01,219 world to what well think of the opposite lips and key you've never let anyone hurt you have you 561 00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:12,739 ever felt love in these years well no but did i ever yes i have my friend Vorunax and i 562 00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:18,659 we we care about each other and protect each other and i don't know that i ever felt that 563 00:39:19,219 --> 00:39:25,059 before all of this happened i was in prison when you found me not for doing anything wrong just 564 00:39:25,059 --> 00:39:30,739 for just for being strange who put you there yo 565 00:39:34,899 --> 00:39:38,899 Vorunax did you ever care for lip sync like really care 566 00:39:40,899 --> 00:39:45,779 i reciprocate the love that you feel lip sync 567 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:58,740 key which is why i feel like it should be you of all people to end me i don't no i don't 568 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:05,060 no also also i gotta shut this down right now i'm sorry Vorunax you are not going to get the 569 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:12,100 sweet release of death right now i understand number one if you did orcas would just bring 570 00:40:12,099 --> 00:40:20,500 you back oh yeah and then you would be literally nothing but a puppet you guys lip sync key 571 00:40:22,659 --> 00:40:24,900 are you in are you out well 572 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:32,339 what what what's in what are you even saying i'm gonna just turn around i'm gonna go scoop up 573 00:40:32,339 --> 00:40:36,019 all the undead i just dropped on the beach what do you want us to do i mean you haven't 574 00:40:36,019 --> 00:40:40,019 even told them the best part yet well okay well tall gear i was like kind of saving it 575 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:45,619 because it sounds fucking insane but i mean i think i think you need you really need to tell them 576 00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:54,420 tell us what so what's the trade we give up all of this we don't kill you 577 00:40:55,219 --> 00:41:01,380 and what do we get in exchange for that your life's back we go back in time 578 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:08,180 and kill orcas yeah tell us about the time travel so 579 00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:18,420 we have the ability to time travel we don't know how many times but this one would be 580 00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:27,940 rather important we are going to go back to a time before orcas has taken control of the 581 00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:40,579 gods he will be weaker and it it is our best chance of defeating him with your knowledge 582 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:49,220 and power that you have we would stand a really good shot of saving all the realms 583 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:57,460 and make no mistake i know you're in the middle of dominating this one but it's not stopping here 584 00:41:57,460 --> 00:42:03,460 and once all the light is drained out of all the worlds what will even be left 585 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:13,380 if there's but a Glimer of possibility that acer and malice 586 00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:14,660 that acer and malice 587 00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:23,059 would look down on me favorably from wherever they reside currently 588 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:34,900 lip sync i'm sorry i'm going to take it this is where it all started and i'm just going to take 589 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:38,420 this if you don't mind because i feel like you're still on your knees holding it out to 590 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:44,659 her and i'm just gonna like put it be careful that that's going to don't don't that it will hurt 591 00:42:44,659 --> 00:42:51,139 you i wrap i wrap it in a cloth he's never even let me touch that can i hold it with like this 592 00:42:51,139 --> 00:42:59,139 you can try okay and can i like i want to wrap it in a cloak she has one of those grabber 593 00:42:59,139 --> 00:43:06,099 claws okay well i wrap it in a cloak first this thing i look like fucking evil yeah the cloaks 594 00:43:06,099 --> 00:43:12,019 block all evil right that does it's a cloak of protection against evil right that's right 595 00:43:12,019 --> 00:43:19,219 um just gonna just because she's a wild card right now so i have a couple questions 596 00:43:20,739 --> 00:43:27,539 when when are we going back to you say orcas will be weaker do we go back do we go back 597 00:43:27,539 --> 00:43:32,819 far enough to save Vorunax family do we go back far enough to save blackpool do we go back 598 00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:40,820 before i ever even had i guess the misfortune to run into y'all could we do that could we go 599 00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:49,539 back and save blackpool no i've been selfish enough i'm sorry for asking our first and most 600 00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:56,980 important responsibility is protecting all the worlds but that's not to say that 601 00:43:57,219 --> 00:44:04,820 that the power may not exist to go back and to change some specific events i can't make 602 00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:10,019 any promises i i mean you guys look at me i i'm not entirely sure how time travel works 603 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:20,099 but if we are successful there could be an opportunity for a second trip 604 00:44:20,339 --> 00:44:29,139 so where do you intend to go then i understand doesn't make sense to just go fix fix what we 605 00:44:29,139 --> 00:44:36,099 would want fixing what do you what are you gonna do and how do we even know you can do it how 606 00:44:36,099 --> 00:44:39,860 do we even trust you how do we even know you're stronger than orcas we could all just fight 607 00:44:39,860 --> 00:44:48,259 right now you could all just be gone our plan is to go to the abyss just before 608 00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:55,300 just before orcas is able to capture the gods he hasn't gained the power from them yet 609 00:44:56,580 --> 00:45:03,700 you are both in the mix at that point which will create its own set of challenges but 610 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:12,740 you've already lived those moments you will be far more an asset with more information 611 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:14,900 and power than we could hope to have on our side 612 00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:28,260 we can change things would our past selves be there yes that would be fucking weird 613 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:34,500 lip-syncing maybe walks to the edge of the airship like i want to get a sense of how this 614 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:40,420 battle is going we are just here having a nice chat and there are an enormous battle 615 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:50,579 happening everywhere and how's that going yeah you look down and you see your forces 616 00:45:52,579 --> 00:46:02,099 over running like there you see the beach is being held by essentially three individuals 617 00:46:02,819 --> 00:46:13,139 you see who you've been told is bahamut being brought down from the sky by your dragons you 618 00:46:13,139 --> 00:46:23,619 see the undead that you you dropped below climbing back up and inside the cave where 619 00:46:23,619 --> 00:46:31,460 there's this this large panther that explodes out and is being followed down and tumbled 620 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:36,099 down this mountain i don't think things are looking so good for your side and if i want to 621 00:46:36,099 --> 00:46:44,740 be on the winning side of what i want is is power and safety i don't know that your side's 622 00:46:44,740 --> 00:46:51,460 gonna give me that looks like we're doing pretty good here Vorunax that take a look 623 00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:59,300 i step over to the edge and take a look we're just gonna give this all up what are we giving 624 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:09,700 up now that we i mean knowing what i know now i have already i've already lost 625 00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:18,740 everything i held dear and i sought to take that away from others i took that away from you 626 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:25,220 and if i have the chance to ride it 627 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:28,980 to make this world 628 00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:38,740 what i think is better and not what i have been convinced is better 629 00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:42,420 it's what i must do 630 00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:51,620 now i'm not going to use my conventional methods against you like i had in the past 631 00:47:51,619 --> 00:48:03,619 but i will ask one more time Lipsinki join me and i hold out my hand 632 00:48:05,539 --> 00:48:14,099 thea has conjured a flaming sphere in her hand and is just waiting 633 00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:19,299 well we have been through a lot together 634 00:48:21,460 --> 00:48:34,019 we have from torture or torture e to co-workers co co-rulers it does sound good doesn't it 635 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:37,059 it does sound good doesn't it 636 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:50,019 and the elf makes the point what what happens i guess i got kind of so caught up 637 00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:56,659 in the killing and the and the destroying and the screams and people running away and 638 00:48:57,699 --> 00:49:00,420 kind of forgot that once we get to the end here this is it 639 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:10,420 it what happens then no more no more downstream to sign up you know what i mean right so 640 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,059 i guess at the end of it 641 00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:23,780 in in my whole life you've probably been the only one who's ever really 642 00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:28,900 been there for me so 643 00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:34,180 i guess if you're wanna i 644 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:46,180 and i grab his hand i pull in Lipsinki and embrace her the extinguishes her flaming sphere 645 00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:04,820 mithral hall is rubble and standing in the middle of this 646 00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:12,579 decimated dragon are flint and bort 647 00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:19,860 two of them look across at each other their weapons dripping 648 00:50:20,579 --> 00:50:32,740 um and as if from some divine place steps begin to appear around this light moving upwards 649 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:42,579 large platforms moving up towards the roof of the cave i guess this is our way out i guess so 650 00:50:43,539 --> 00:50:48,579 uh as your your home i guess you first 651 00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:55,539 yeah it's takes uh starts taking like big old steps up flint and bort are climbing these 652 00:50:55,539 --> 00:51:01,860 steps and it's some time that passes and you reach the top and you enter into this 653 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:08,579 void space it's this blank clear white room 654 00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:15,780 and as you step in you turn back and the hole that you climbed up through is gone 655 00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:21,300 you look to each other and then 656 00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:32,180 then behind bort you see a pedestal appear you see bort looking over your shoulder and you quickly 657 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:40,260 look behind and a pedestal appears there and on those pedestals are two daggers 658 00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:51,140 you check your body and your armor is gone your weapons are gone the two of you are 659 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:54,660 staring each other down 660 00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:04,660 so i kind of get the feeling this is where we part ways 661 00:52:08,660 --> 00:52:10,019 bort just stares at you 662 00:52:10,019 --> 00:52:22,179 and there's a flash of light a hard crack the sound of a bustling street comes 663 00:52:23,619 --> 00:52:31,219 into the scene and we see yembol standing in the middle of kalampor full of people 664 00:52:33,219 --> 00:52:39,139 going about their day sun shining bright the warmth of that sun and the heat of the sand 665 00:52:39,139 --> 00:52:47,299 coming back up is like nothing she has felt since since she left here 666 00:52:49,619 --> 00:52:56,819 just stunned she starts to slowly take off layers because she's been it's this is finally 667 00:52:57,140 --> 00:53:02,580 in the in the heat and the sun and the dryness again i 668 00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:12,900 i can't believe i'm here and and the market is here and the people are here and it is 669 00:53:15,539 --> 00:53:22,900 it worked it actually it actually worked i'm here and and i i don't know 670 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:35,619 oh can i look down and the soul bridge gem is no longer in your hand and and and i cannot return 671 00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:46,500 so i must find out when then this is so that i can 672 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:53,059 and stop stop what is to come and save my city and save my people 673 00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:00,420 yembol rushes off down the street 674 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:08,579 as we fade up over the city there's a looming storm cloud 675 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:12,820 up and over a mountainous range off into the distance 676 00:54:16,659 --> 00:54:20,659 so 677 00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:29,059 Dumbgeons and Dragons season two episode 111 starring Amy More's the amistacia sullivan 678 00:54:29,059 --> 00:54:35,300 slight and gael night hunter ogala kanu carla max dead as yen bull nurrie glim elia strong 679 00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:41,539 and lip sinkie tom laird as talkier heavyfoot flint fire beard and moot with kyle Claset as 680 00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:47,380 Vorunax and Russ More as your dungeon master editing production and sound design by Russ More 681 00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:52,019 this episode featured music from epidemic sound and sound effects from epidemic sound boom 682 00:54:52,019 --> 00:54:57,699 library and sound ideas a huge thank you to our supporting producers gabriel lynch jessica babyuk 683 00:54:57,699 --> 00:55:03,539 cat water flame jacob madden christian brown devon michaels craig zeiss erin stevens darrell 684 00:55:03,539 --> 00:55:08,500 eth lulahan charlie warley and la branton to support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many 685 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:13,539 other productions and get access to an exclusive podcast called the adventures of bonus episodes 686 00:55:13,539 --> 00:55:19,139 and much more please join our Patreon at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast you can also 687 00:55:19,139 --> 00:55:24,500 follow us at facebook.com slash dumb dragon podcast and on instagram and twitter at dumb 688 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:31,780 dragon cast thank you for listening have a great week we'll talk again soon what oh 689 00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:38,580 oh hello who what's happening sorry i was not ready at all 690 00:55:40,980 --> 00:55:46,260 as thea is about to attempt her persuasion 691 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:51,780 as a thea is about to start her speech just basically just go speech 692 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:59,220 speech speech speech speech speech speech speech speech speech speech okay 693 00:56:00,019 --> 00:56:03,460 i don't i don't know it'll happen to my own family 694 00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:14,340 this is pretty much yeah you want to try again i do no yeah no it's fine making it cool 695 00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:17,860 well i know i didn't know if you were like just cutting me off and being like and cut to 696 00:56:17,860 --> 00:56:22,180 the beach and i'm like yeah i just started we gotta drag this out i just 697 00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:29,700 bahama does like the av stuff as well as right he like total av nerd i love it it's cool i'm 698 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:34,099 really sorry about that i can't always cut it i really didn't mean to i thought i had like 699 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:44,500 more is mostly in yours it's okay do it again well no i just needed to fit wait it's 700 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:49,460 almost like hold up guys hold on just once wait got it you don't leave any gin at the bottom of 701 00:56:49,460 --> 00:56:56,739 that glass they found love in a hopeless place we're just co-workers who love each other okay 702 00:56:57,780 --> 00:57:01,300 it's platonic it's fine of course yeah well no i didn't say what kind of love 703 00:57:02,099 --> 00:57:07,619 yeah it's like uh starts taking like big old steps up and as he does it's actually a dance 704 00:57:07,619 --> 00:57:15,699 dance revolution and it's like combo Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production